the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876
a good post AND i learned something. thanks tumbrl
It’s a metaphor
what the hell is that a metaphor for
the unicorn represents us all as people
the dylan sitting on it represents our thoughts, our hopes, and our dreams
We are the unicorn, crushed by all of the things we want to do with very little time to actually do it. As we struggle to do everything, our minds make what we want seem more close than they actually are.
After trying to make our dreams come true several times, we finally give up on them and just let them sit on our shoulders, forever reminding us that we are failures.
Bruce Wayne watched both of his parents die.
Tony Stark has heart problems and anxiety.
Peter Parker saw his uncle being murdered.
Steve Rogers lost his best friend.
Bruce Banner attempted suicide.
If they can save the world, you can get through this day.
Never stop fighting.
if you have a penis then you’re a boy. I don’t see how thinking you’re a boy can make you a boy. it’s like saying ‘well I feel I like should have been born a justin bieber so I am in fact justin bieber’ idek I don’t understand it
"Very important. General rule for English speakers - if you don’t do it in the human context, don’t do it in the nonhuman context.
Just make a little effort to say “she or he” or “her or him” if you don’t know the sex. It’s a little effort with a very important social message.
Nonhuman animals are *persons*, not *things*. Therefore, we should refer to a nonhuman animal as a “she” or “he,” never as an “it.””
This guy wants to be mad but can’t
This legitimately made me laugh out loud
relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead
In case anyone needs some cheering up at the moment.
NINE’S FACE IN THAT THIRD GIF OMG
Becoming an adult is learning pasta portion control